OK, raise your hand if you got pulled over by the fuzz in the PARKING LOT of your SON’S NURSERY SCHOOL and got written a stinking $95 ticket for traveling at a speed you couldn’t possibly have been capable of going in the spot along the road where the stupid cop was hiding in the bushes with his lousy unmarked squad car with bird poop on the left fender, while all the other GOOD MOTHERS stand and point in astonishment, like they’ve never gotten a lousy ticket in their whole stupid lives…

 (Gracie raises hand)

Grrrrrrr. Stupid Crainville cop. Maybe he can call Ameren and ask them for the 95 bucks since they already have all of my money anyway…

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