Let me preface by saying that I already believe Jamie is a gifted child.
I often find “artwork” in his folder at preschool to be sent home. I am always delighted to receive it.
But, er…which part of this am I expected to believe my nine-month-old son constructed?
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Not bad for someone who can’t even use a spoon.

October 3, 2007 at 12:46 am
I will be forming a review committee. However, it will be an internal investigation made up only of day care employees. I also called the DE, and they will be devoting 26 pages of tomorrow’s newspaper to this.
Jamie will never make a garbage sack alien thingy in this town again.
October 3, 2007 at 12:48 am
Yes, at work today we have all been referring to it as the “Glenn Poshard Dissertation of preschool artwork.”
October 3, 2007 at 3:45 am
He can too use a spoon. Just look at the videos you posted…why, he’s even pretending to throw stuff into the pot WHILE HE’S STIRRING!! The child is clearly highly gifted. Anyway, I’m sure he tried to help–he always does, doesn’t he?